Swept into office in the wake of term limits, Gotham's new City Council has quickly gained a reputation as a zany left-wing body, filled with low-wattage first-time legislators intent on making their "progressive" mark on New York. In just their first 12 months, self-important council members debated Middle East policy, produced a resolution against the war in Iraq and raised taxes.
Well into their second year, council members have now proposed a raft of new laws, some of them just (unintentionally) funny, others real threats on the city's future. All reflect the view that city government should micro-manage every aspect of life in New York, even as Gotham battles truly significant problems like terrorism and a deep budget crisis.
Some of the most foolish council proposals now percolating:
* The council often seems to think that New Yorkers are unsophisticated rubes, continually fleeced by crafty and unethical businesses. In this spirit, Bill 375sponsored by 14 members, including former Wall Street lawyer David Weprinwould force movie theaters to place the price of tickets in every ad they run.
Singling out theaters among the tens of thousands of city businesses that advertise, the bill implies that New Yorkers regularly find themselves inside movie theaters after unknowingly paying extravagant sums of money for a ticket.
* Eleven members have sponsored Bill 379, which would require the owner of a supermarket (or the store's landlord) to give a two-month notice before the store could close. The bill also demands that the owner or landlord advertise the closing in at least three community newspapers for a minimum of 14 days.
The clueless council members don't say where a failing supermarket might get the money to pay employees and vendors for up to two months or to take out dozens of ads.
* Bill 402, co-sponsored by 13 members, mandates that the city use "drought-resistant trees and vegetation" in all public landscaping projects. For this, New York needs a law?
The council usefully defines trees as "all forms of plants having permanent woody self-supporting trunks." Thanks.
* Bill 380, sponsored by 12 members, including the Upper West Side's Gale Brewer, seeks to strike a blow for pet owners: If a tenant "openly and notoriously" harbors a household pet in violation of his lease and the building owner doesn't try to remove the pet within three months, the tenant would then have a right to keep that pet forevermore in the apartment.
The law also stipulates that no one who is 62 or older can be denied an apartment anywhere in the city for having a pet. In other words, for seniors, there no longer would be such a thing as a pet-free apartment building in New York City.
Want to live in a pet-free building? Too bad.
* When the new council micromanages, it does so to the inch. Bill 361, sponsored by Deputy Majority Leader Bill Perkins of Harlem, mandates that dogs in city parks should be on leashes "not more than six feet long." So much for those 16-foot retractable dog leashes so popular among dog walkers these days.
* Bill 438 (sponsored by six members, including former Black Panther Charles Barron) would force the Landmark Preservation Commission to determine if "activities relating to slavery or any slavery-related business were conducted" on any site before the commission declared it a landmark. This is merely an attempt to get a city agency to do work in support of a destructive slavery-reparations billproposed by many of the same membersthat would penalize businesses that in any way profited from slavery during the country's early history.
* Extremely and fashionably eco-conscious, 17 members have co-sponsored Bill 392, requiring a two-cent deposit on every battery sold in New York City. The legislation further declares that companies must emboss the batteries they retail in New York with the deposit value and the letters "NYC."
That's a quarter of a billion batteries a year the council is expecting to keep track of.
* No less than 22 council members, including Staten Island's Michael McMahon, have sponsored Bill 386, directing the city to consider secession from New York state to form Greater New York. I'm sure the rest of the country can't wait to welcome Greater New York as its 51st State, especially since the City Council would then become a state legislatureand possibly a nursery of U.S. senators and congressmen.
* The most disturbing proposal, however, has to be Bill 449, amending the city charter to make the position of City Council member a full-time job. Normally, requiring legislators to be full time can have its virtues, such as eliminating potential conflicts of interest with their other jobs.
But in New York, so many council members have come up through public employee unions or social service agencies that rely on government money that they see the world through government-funded spectacles anyway. Having them serve full-time won't change their loyalties; it will only allow them to cause more mischief. Council members clearly have way too much time on their hands already, so most New Yorkers will greet the prospect of a full-time council with groans.
Given the council's leftist tilt and its increasingly destructive track record, some of this ill-conceived legislation could actually become law. And then it won't be so funny.
Steven Malanga is a contributing editor of City Journal, from whose forthcoming Summer issue this is adapted.